When I was reading PIPO's blog, she said she was trying to learn some Chinese, and hoped she wouldn't offend anyone with her Chinese, when in China! Well, that brought a very funny story to my mind, which I don't think I've shared here, before.
Picture this:
We're in China. (In Xi'An) We went to have dinner at a local restaurant. NO-ONE in the restaurant spoke English. So there was lots of gestures and pointing to pictures! The waitress pulls out the chair, and motions for me to sit. I sit, H-man sits next to me. Mr T was taking off his jacket or something, and didn't see the waitress come round behind him. Mr T, instinctive pats Miss M on the bottom and says to sit down. He was highly embarrassed to find, he'd patted the waitress on the bottom!!! He then proceeds to say "Xi Xi" (thinking he said sorry).
He actually said "thank you".
So not only did he "touch her up"... he then thanked her for the pleasure!!!!
16 comments:
OMG! Now that's funny.
Oh omgoodness!! LOL what was the look on her face?
Tooo funny...
Now that is funny! SNORT!
Haha!
My luck, I would do that and then say the equivalent of 'Gimme more ewe sexy thing'.
I'm thinking I just may keep my mouth shut and smile a lot ;0)
Ohhhh THAT'S funny! Did he leave her a big tip? *snort*
HA! oh my god that is hysterical!
ok that made me giggle
I HAD to share that with my husband. That's SO funny!
That's hilarious!! Just way too funny!
Hehehehe!!! That's a funny one!!
LOL That's pretty funny....I would die if that happened to me and my daughter would never let me live it down!!!
Oh dear. That is hilarious. Poor waitress. I wonder what on EARTH she was thinking. :-)
that is hysterical!!! Love it.
It was ok when it was only my family that knew.
Thanks for telling the world my little secrets LOL
Mr T if you are wondering what the "T" is for? it is for Mr Touch LOL
At least I didnt leave a little something on the Great Wall. LOL
Just letting you all know, that the Anonymous comment is from "Mr Touch" himself!
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