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No-one commented on the weird looking stockings hanging on the line?!! You are all so polite!

The photo says:
Milo: "I'm a really naughty boy, and I keep pulling Mummy's washing off the line, and then I play tug-of-war with it, with my mate Chewy. When we finish playing tug-of-war, I chew it up - I really like to chew the buttons off and I really like to eat zips too. I forgot to mention... I only like my Mummy's clothes, and I'm very choosy - they have to be as new as possible."

Chewy: "I had nothing to do with it - it was all Milo... now let me in!"

Mummy: (who is behind the camera) "Milo - I'm ready to take you to the pound. I've had enough. You've eaten at least $300 worth of my clothes in the last 2 weeks. At least Chewy only used to eat my undies".

Daddy: (who is nowhere to be seen, but offers this advice) "Hang balloons off the clothes line, put some pepper or chilli sauce in them - when he bites the balloon - it'll pop and he'll be covered in spicy stuff - and the noise will scare him - he won't do it again".

I was spying on Milo from H-man's bedroom window, when my friend rang and offered this advice- Milo was trying to bite the balloon, but it was too big and kept floating up when he tried. She said, put the balloon in the end of a stocking, that way he'll pull it off the line, bite it.... ending in desired result.

RESULT: Milo pulled both stockings off the line, bit both of them - chewed up the stocking, licked up every last drop of the chilli sauce. He's just dumb. He'll keep pulling my clothes off the line - got any suggestions? (other than Mr T's who said to put the dogs in the shed, when washing is on the line... they'll be in there for weeks!!!!)